I'm 33 weeks pregnant today and cranky much of the time. I wouldn't want to be around me. I feel badly for both Leo and Mark.
Case in point: yesterday, when I picked up Leo from daycare, he was dawdling as usual on the long sidewalk that stretches around the house. Devorah, who runs the daycare, has put little figures of different types of garden ornament animals along the way--frogs and butterlies and turtles and ladybugs--fascinating to a two year old.
Every time we passed an animal, Leo had to stop and converse with it, place it slightly differently on its perch, and talk some more.
"Hi laughing frog," he said.
"Hi," I said.
"Hi sticky frog," he said.
"Hi," I said.
Then we got to the lizard. "Hi lizard," he said. "Lizard wants to be over here." (He moved the lizard a few inches.)
"Ok, now say bye bye to the lizard," I said.
"NO! The lizard wants to be on the ice."
"Ok, move the lizard to the ice."
(Leo moves the lizard to the ice.)
"Ok, bye bye lizard."
Leo's face melted with tragedy. He looked at me and sobbed, "NO mommy! Don't say bye bye to the lizard! Talk to the lizard!"
So I proceeded to have a conversation with the lizard.
I don't know how we did it, but eventually Leo got in the car so I could drive him home. I was exhausted.
When I told the story to Mark later he said, "That sounds really fun."
I looked at him and said, "but the problem is, I'm no fun. I just wanted to get in the car."
I am trying to remember what it is like to have energy, seemingly boundless energy, enough to talk to lizards with my son. Maybe in a year or two, I'll be more fun? I can hear all the mothers and fathers out there laughing at me, even as I type this.
[crossposted at Muckraking Mom]